It doesn't start. Believe me, I've 'fired it up' with 0.0% battery charge. The petrol motor did cut in almost immediately after pressing the on/off button, but then it realised that since it can only maintain charge instead of recharging, and there was, er, zero charge, there was little point in it even trying, so it just turned itself off. I had to plug in to my kitchen socket for an hour to get enough juice (around 8%, I think it was) before I could go anywhere.
By the way, I wasn't trying to be cryptic about it; very happy to share information here (since I will, I'm sure, be looking for opinions that I could use in editorial). It's just that I haven't quite worked out how it ended up at 0.0%; I suspect it's just my fault and that I, er, just left it 'on'.
Regards,
John